Well here it is, a 200 MHz Pentium II, for the fastest computing experience since the Pentium FDIV bug.
384 MB of SDRAM clocked at 100 MHz for running all the memory intensive programs you like.
2 MASSIVE 40 GB Western Digital IDE drives to store all those dank memes, yo.
An STB Systems video card to run Quake 3 arena at a cinematic 24 FPS.
The sexy Gateway case.
The Uber Powerful 200 watt Astec Power Supply so all your components get clean dependable power.
2 DVD drives for watching all the movies at once.
2 Floppy drives for playing your DOS games in compatibility mode.
And finally a 56K passthrough modem so you can play your games and mom can make her phone calls.
This computer is one of my teacher's old computers, and she brought it to school for me to look at. I love retro builds and wanted to post it here as an April Fools joke, but I was too late because the teacher got sick. :(
And that's it. Enjoy!