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rhali8 36 months ago

It was a normal day on PCPP. I was completely fine, commenting away. But then, the forums came under attack by a mysterious bloke from the Illuminati who sold (I won't say it because it might ban me ;-;).

A minute later, I went to click on the forum section because I could, but then I was logged out. My heart stopped. So did the world around me. I then thought, 'maybe I clicked the log out accidentally'. I went to log in, and saw something that made me stop completely. I was banned.

It took a long time for this to sink in. I saw my 2000+ comments flash before my eyes. For a whole 3 minutes I had to writhe in despair and grief because my PCPP account, my life, my everything, had been noscoped by JFK.

But then, I read the most amazing and best comment that I have ever read:

You triggered an auto-ban phrase. Congrats!

Your account should be back now.

My heart flooded with relief, and that my friends, is the story of my last terrifying and life questioning 5 minutes.

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floridaboz 4 Builds 2 points 36 months ago

SO in short, you got banned (happy you are back) because of all the stupid spammers on the internet.

tomtomj2 9 Builds 1 point 36 months ago

R.I.F

Rest in Freon.

JustAnotherGamer 1 point 36 months ago

Lel u got qwik scoped mane. RIP in peace.

rhali8 submitter 2 Builds 1 point 36 months ago

I cri ;(

GentlemanShark 1 Build 1 point 36 months ago

Where's Radox?

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rhali8 submitter 2 Builds 1 point 36 months ago

5 minutes sounds better :P

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rhali8 submitter 2 Builds 1 point 36 months ago

O_O

Pls no sell ;-;

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rhali8 submitter 2 Builds 1 point 36 months ago

but 5 minutes ;-;

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rhali8 submitter 2 Builds 1 point 36 months ago

I am already in the 47th potato division of the Potato Navy!

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