It was a normal day on PCPP. I was completely fine, commenting away. But then, the forums came under attack by a mysterious bloke from the Illuminati who sold (I won't say it because it might ban me ;-;).
A minute later, I went to click on the forum section because I could, but then I was logged out. My heart stopped. So did the world around me. I then thought, 'maybe I clicked the log out accidentally'. I went to log in, and saw something that made me stop completely. I was banned.
It took a long time for this to sink in. I saw my 2000+ comments flash before my eyes. For a whole 3 minutes I had to writhe in despair and grief because my PCPP account, my life, my everything, had been noscoped by JFK.
But then, I read the most amazing and best comment that I have ever read:
You triggered an auto-ban phrase. Congrats!
Your account should be back now.
My heart flooded with relief, and that my friends, is the story of my last terrifying and life questioning 5 minutes.