HOW DARE YOU CLICK MY NAME! (jk)
Story of my life (title: the lone journey) : i was born, then i did some stuff, then i died.
The lone journey reviews: "inspirational, truly a mordern day masterpiece"- amazon user that i paid 5$ to.
"an emotional rollercoaster that is certain to leave you in tears"- some homeless guy who i gave a big mac to.
" i wont take bribes for a review!" - some ******** im related to.
" artfully sublime" - me